Lilley’s Law

Problems exhibit natural turnover: a substantial portion disappear not through solution but because new problems arise, or because changing circumstances eliminate the problem altogether.

I didn’t procrastinate — I strategically deployed Lilley’s Law

by Deserter2.2 January 25, 2026

Laws of Physics Harnessing

The ultimate power move: treating the fundamental rules of reality—gravity, electromagnetism, the strong & weak nuclear forces—not as constraints, but as tools in your workshop. This is engineering on a cosmic scale, using gravity as a tractor beam, the strong force for unbreakable bonds in materials, or the weak force for catalyzed nuclear processes. It's about moving from simply using physics (like a lever) to actively orchestrating it, directing fundamental interactions to achieve effects that look like magic to anyone who doesn't have the universal cheat codes.

Example: "Their defense grid doesn't shoot missiles; it uses laws of physics harnessing. It projects a localized increase in the strong nuclear force, making the air in front of incoming projectiles as dense as a neutron star, stopping them dead without a sound or explosion."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Theory of Constructed Law

A deeper cut than "Constructed Legal Systems": this focuses on the fact that the very concept of "law" as a binding, abstract set of rules administered by a sovereign state is a human invention. It contrasts with other systems of order like custom, tradition, or religious edict. The authority of law is not innate; it is constructed through continuous performance in courts, police actions, and collective obedience.

Example: "A king's decree was law because he said so. A constitution's amendment is law because a process defined by the constitution itself says so. The Theory of Constructed Law shows that the source of law's power is always circular: it's powerful because we've all agreed to treat this particular constructed text or process as the source of power. Law is the ultimate 'because I said so' game that an entire society agrees to play."

by Abzu Land January 31, 2026

Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law

This is what you call it when you’re really good friends with someone that their kid and yours end up having a great relationship and get married.

“Hey Blake have you met my friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law. He’s the father of little Bettie, my sons wife.”

by Sxizid February 1, 2026

Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law

This is what you call it when you and your friend have children of ur own and they end up getting married.

“Hey have you met my Friended-so-hard-our-kids-got-married-in-law, Blake? He’s the father of Stacy whose the wife of my son Adam. We were and are great best friends”

by Sxizid February 1, 2026

Ray's law

"There is no stupid opinion that cannot be found on the internet"

"Hey, someone called The Doors mid!"
"I'm not surprised, it's just another example of Ray's law"

by codydafoxie February 3, 2026

Crony Rule of Law

The perversion of a legal system where the laws, regulations, and courts are systematically manipulated by and for a connected elite—political allies, corporate titans, and oligarchs—while being enforced with rigid, often cruel, literalness against the general populace. It’s rule by law, not of law. The rules exist not as a fair framework, but as a weapon the powerful can wield against rivals and a shield they can invoke for themselves. Justice becomes a transactional commodity, and legality is defined by who you know, not what you did.

Crony Rule of Law Example: A giant corporation negotiates a special tax loophole into law, then uses its team of lawyers to exploit it perfectly. Meanwhile, a small business owner is bankrupted by a Kafkaesque regulatory fine for a minor paperwork error. This is Crony Rule of Law: the same legal system is a playground for the connected and a minefield for the disconnected.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026