One-eyed bandit

A penis. Up to no good, of course.

We were just watching a movie and he pulled out the one-eyed bandit on me. wtf?

by bgal June 9, 2009

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next week but one

The week after the next week

We shall present our proposals the next week but one

by Ruthiedavis January 5, 2018

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Squeeze One Out

Another way of saying "Take a Dump"

Hold on. Gotta go squeeze one out.

by Scat-Man June 18, 2013

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turn a tight one

To do a doughnut or burn out, or any quick turn in which your tires squeal.

let's jump in your whip and turn a tight one and floss them rims.

by Reed Vander Schaaf October 30, 2006

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THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

white beard's fat cok- THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

by TESCOTARD September 22, 2022

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A lonely male, usually a teenager, who spends all day, every day, sitting in a darkened room alone, trying his best to make just one of his arms look like Popeye's.
Occasionally one eyed frowning with the sticky out chin comes into play, accompanied by Popeye's "Ugugugug!" chuckling noise.
Often leads to a Popeye style walk in later life.

I called round to see Dave the other day, he's becoming a proper One Armed Popeye.

by The Rodent March 28, 2011

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