Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old
by 123sheshe September 23, 2019
Get the crunchy cakemug. pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.
Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.
by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017
Get the pineapple mountain cakemug. When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023
Get the funnel cake specialmug. It's when you blow coffee through a straw into someone's rectum, they then shit on your chest and you top it off with your jimmy jelly.
by Bazingaboy127 April 11, 2014
Get the makin a cakemug. Typically a pasty-white overweight person.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.
That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!
by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010
Get the Suncream Cakemug. The act of cumming inside of a girl while she has a yeast infection. This is because it is like putting icing on a pastry.
by Siboman March 14, 2019
Get the CAKINGmug. A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
Get the flat cakingmug.