Red-eye-Ross

When your getting head off a chick, as you cum remove your dick from her mouth and stab her in the eye repeatedly.

That chick is going to be taking drops for a month, she got the red-eye-ross treatment last night.

by Stuky-D January 18, 2008

Googly eye boobies

When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.

"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."

by the googler February 7, 2014

birds eye viewing

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

Gammy Eye Disease

Covering up that you're playing call of duty by saying you have 'gammy eye disease'

bobby isnt here because he said he has gammy eye disease

by jamesbond2007 February 8, 2018

chocolate eye massage

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.

Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

by Chocolate Body Massage Machine November 5, 2012

camel eye lashes

Having long and dark eyelashes.

girl #1: Did you see her eye lashes?
Girl #2: Oh mi god, yeah, they were so camel eye lashes.

by woAh June 21, 2013

Clam-Shell Eyes

when your eyes become extremely squinty and a little swollen after smoking marijuana, each resembling a tiny clam

Sally gets the worst clam-shell eyes when she smokes, they look so much like little clams !

by blurrryvision September 4, 2012