Caught off Hard

1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.

2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.

Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*

*next day*

Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...

by AHS-Buddies December 30, 2012

Tie Me Off

When Aureylian ties the string that goes around the back of ItmeJP's Apron.

Hey babe, can you tie me off?
No, people will clip it and it's probably something gross on urban dictionary

by Seanemone April 25, 2020

wax on, wax off

Super awesome phrase from the Karate Kid. Refers to circular hand motions and/or ass whooping

Kid #1: Johnny was yelling at her and she did it! She slapped him!
Kid #2: Wow! Good for her, give him the wax on, wax off!

by JasAn November 4, 2007

Blow Off Class

A class in which a student takes, knowning that they won't have to do any work and still pass with a good grade; basically an easy period that demands little work

Person A: "Dude, you have to take biology with me next year!"

Person B: "Nah, I'd rather take creative writing. It's a blow off class, and I need the free time."

by The Hyperactive One January 20, 2009

Fresh off the bone

(1) The period after an erection in which a man's member/phallus is semi-turgid and not quite yet flaccid. Generally, the penis is accompanied by one or more slightly visible veins.

(2) Double entendre (bone=sex): The ten minute period after a ejaculation/intercourse/masturbation session.

Dustin: Wow, you've got kind of a bulge goin' on down there Andy!

Andy: Yeah bro, I was just in my dorm room with this chick named Tatiana. I'm fresh off the bone!

by D.L. Glass August 24, 2009

off-duty booty

When a cop sleeps with one of the populace he is suppose to be protecting.

From Lie to Me, season 3 episode 3.

An officer getting the number of a girl he pulled over rather than ticketing her then sleeping with her would be considered "off-duty booty."

by u2s July 10, 2011

Fell off the truck

Stolen; Something obtained or being sold illegally.

"Hey dude, Check out this new PS3. Only paid 50 bucks for it because it fell off the truck."
"You lucked out, man."

by Madame Waffles December 18, 2008