do ur mom in the ass

where u say a joke about somebody else is mom

hey jim, i did ur mom in the ass the other day

by shithead jones May 20, 2003

your mom makes me juicy

basically one of the low lying peons of crude humor, usually the reciever of this insult is void of a comeback due to the simplicity, or stupidity of the remark.

"Kiwi, man your mom makes me juicy."

by slidespace November 20, 2006

Your mom went to get the cookies

"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.

Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.

by Art and Anime Lover January 18, 2023

Your mom big gay lul

The ULTIMATE comeback

Just like the uno reverse card but it’s stronger

1: haha trash
2: your mom big gay lul
1: dies

by Alleg69 April 11, 2021

Mom I wanted a green one

When a boy who is very rich wanted a specific color of a fancy car. However, his parents got him the wrong color.

Mom: I got you a blue lambo
Boy: mom I wanted a green one

by Heyitsyeboisure June 16, 2019

ur mom gay lol

when you're having an argument with someone who is much more intellectual than you but you just gotta pull out that "ur mom gay lol" line and they get butthurt emotionally

you the cunt : hey that is not a very funy maymay
intellectual being : avoid my existence with that normie shet of yours
you the cunt : ur mom gay lol
and they cry over that

by uredadleslol March 10, 2018

shit in ur mom's mouth for 50p

the act of excreting bodily waste into somebody's mother's mouth for the amount of 50p or half a pound, or even half a dollar if u are american.

person 1: dude, ur mom is dead!
person 2: oh yeah? well i shit in ur mom's mouth, for 50p. Half a pound! or 'dollar' if u are american
person 1 and 2: hahahahhahahahhaha

by chris cringle September 6, 2004