ship-wrecked mexican

....or, a Puerto Rican. Nah, bro, he ain't black, he a ship-wrecked Mexican!

'Yo, homey grifted two k off that ship-wrecked Mexican!

by ULtiMaTe oZ April 5, 2006

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rich mexican

See oxymoron

Other oxymorons include: friendly blacks, sober Irishmen, Dumb Asians, poor Whites, straight faggots, Capitalist Communists, and Puerto Ricans who aren't dirty brown cigar rolling assclowns, and the list goes on.

Acknowledging the existence of a rich Mexican is the same as dividing by zero.

by lulzenhiemer November 7, 2007

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riding Mexican

Riding in the trunk of a car. Usually happens when the car with not enough seats for all your friends.

"Wait, I thought there were 7 of you, Joe's car only holds 5."
"Yeah, Steve and I were riding Mexican."

by el coche December 11, 2007

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Studly Mexican

An oxymoron.

Did you see that studly mexican?
No, it's not possible!

by HornieHamster69 March 2, 2009

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Angry Mexican Touristo

The act of wrapping your dick in a soft taco shell and fucking all of your girlfriends holes. And when you blow your load you must say " ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiba"

Dude i totaly Angry Mexican Touristo your mom last night!

by Angry.Mexican.Touristo October 29, 2010

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fine ass mexican guy

1. (n.) An irresistibly gorgeous latino.

2. (n.) A dude that takes your breath away when a half-cocked smile graces his luscious lips a.k.a. a 'Pac Moment'.

3. (n.) Joe from Texas.

1. "I met this FINE ASS MEXICAN GUY in the parking lot and DAMN i had a 'Pac-Moment' cuzz he took my breath away.... "
2. "I met Joe from Texas & he so hot that I was stupefied. I tripped over my stilettos tryina give him my digits!"

by thaREAL-ESTone November 8, 2020

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