Frosting the cake

When to take a shit and decide to have a wank (shit wank combo), then proceed to ejaculate onto said defecation, thus ‘frosting the cake
Holly: Hey Chelsea did you hear about Rowan frosting the cake?

Chelsea: no, what’s that mean?

Holly: it’s when you take a shit and jizz on it.

Chelsea: oh right on! Nice!
by Nick loves yogurt July 30, 2022
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The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.
John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth
by Uniquexox November 23, 2014
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Dream cake

My girl is such a dream cake, I love her more than anything in the world.
by Cakez May 13, 2023
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Ghost Cake

A girls ass that is fatter than what’s expected
Did you see Hannah’s instagram, I didn’t know her ass was that fat, she got a Ghost Cake
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Foofy Mac Foof Cake

A young father that loves a quiet drink with best mates Matty(Watto) & Greg(Smith)

Resembles a panda bear with 4 beaten pieces of minute steak dragging between his legs with 2 great northern can swallowing crevices
Foofy Mac Foof Cake got multiple rocks thrown at him for having 2 rum bottle swallowing vaginas
by Mogo Creek June 24, 2018
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cake and bake

Holy shit, I had the best cake and bake last night
by Chodecrusher January 10, 2018
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