caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

caked by metdizzle February 16, 2008

Cakeface

There are gnerally two types of cakefaces. The first type is the girl who might do it accidentally. These types are usually sluts, in which case they may be forgiven for the trauma they put your eyes through.

The second are the bitchy, self-centered type. The type that when you go into a store you see and try to avoid, but then she walks up to you and says in a half-assed voice, "is there anything I can help you with?" "No", you say, when in fact she could help by washing her face a lot.

They're both extremely ugly and are usually found sleeping under bridges.

I saw a cakeface one day. I was about to slay her but then she offered to fuck. She was then forgiven.

Cakeface by horny pornz April 2, 2010

Crap Cakes 

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

Crap Cakes by the ace of spades March 27, 2008

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes 

The title of the "kah-razy" cartoon Strong Bad made up.

"It would be called'Sweet Cuppin' Cakes'"

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes by Cheatster August 13, 2003

banana fish cakes

a banana fish cake is a trains that farted on a banana after being eaten alive by cho mama and is extremely hot sexy and spicy is used to attract dolphins into mating with a train causing them to have a little trolphin. Trolphins are often mistaken as trollphins which is a dolphin that is also a troll. (Yes I have issues)

I like banana fish cakes

banana fish cakes by Trolphins February 26, 2015

Patty Cakes 

When a guy is pounding a pussy and slaps the girls ass at the same time

Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Oh Oh Oh! Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Harder! Harder!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Damn you sure like them Patty Cakes don't ya!
Kiersten : More More!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : That's it baby keep cummin! Mmmmmmmm!

Jake : Wow you ass is so fine I just love to give you Patty Cakes!

Patty Cakes by SlopNChop September 12, 2017

nigger cakes 

An excess build up of white antiperspirant deodorant left in the crevices of the underarm. Made famous by LL Cool J. Circa early 90's

when that guy slammed dunked on johnny, his nigger cakes slid across his forehead like butter.

nigger cakes by pablo diablo bukkake October 13, 2008