Cake

An annoying irony. From the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Mostly used to refer to something sought after only to be found it's useless.

"Well, I can get a better job and have more money, or I can keep my healthcare and not die. That's some cake right there..."

by Zed Numar July 21, 2021

by May 14, 2021

Lion cake

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023

by jacomago October 6, 2014

When one eats too much pasta and it goes straight to their ass.

Joan: "I heard you went to Olive Garden last night."
Steve: "_eah it gave me pasta cake though."

by Timtomteroo March 6, 2021