National Kiss Anybody day

No matter is you taken or single. Kiss your crush, your mom, your best friend. Kiss anybody that’s why it’s National Kiss Anybody Day

ITS NATIONAL KISS ANYBODY DAY TODAY!

by The chick yo mans been texting April 11, 2019

National Make Out Day

April 12 to Single or not get behind the door and make out

Hey Sexy Its National Make out day wanna make out
Her:Oh yeah

by Joshmiink April 11, 2019

National Suck a Ballsack Day

On June 17th, all are welcome to suck the most sweaty ballsack they please to. After all, it is National Suck a Ballsack Day every June 17th.

excuse me sir may I please suck your ballsack?

is it National Suck a Ballsack Day?

Yep, it's June 17th.

by ButtFartMegaShitCuntTittyAss June 16, 2019

National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019

National Make out day

National make out day on October 16th 🙃 the day you can just make out with anyone you'd like whether they're taken or not

Some guy: *Makes out with taken girl*
Girl: I'm taken
Some guy: it's fine my dudes it's national make out day

by twilight.sparkles October 15, 2019

National Bully Mason Day

On the day, August 30, any person name Mason is to be bullied.

Chad: Hey you know what today is?
Jeremiah Smith III: Hell yeah, National Bully Mason Day.

by Shazala August 29, 2019

National Fuck a Minority Day

April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.

Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend

by poontangslapgod May 28, 2018