fart sucking

The act of allowing someone to fart into your mouth at the same time you inhale from a vape.

I was going to get with Monika, but then I heard she was into fart sucking.

by fardsucker1998 February 8, 2018

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Lumpy Fart

When you sh#t yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

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Wet Fart

A mate that always says they will be somewhere, then doesn't show up.

My mate Jarrad said he was coming. He's always such a wet fart.

by Wiltpig July 25, 2016

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Fart Cupper

When one cups their hand on their ass to catch and throw a fart at others.

Angelina jolie: Hey kids you wanna see something funny?
Kids; YEA!!!
Angelina: poot! haha i just used my amazing fart cupper skils!
Kids: Mom you are very nasty!!!!

by nollaf sivad July 11, 2010

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POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT

What you say when you're really about to shit your pants and the bathroom is either far away or occupied.

You typically yell this in a state of panic as you can feel the shit trying ever so desperately to jump out of your butthole. You clench like your life depends on it. Which in this case it lowkey does.

"Get out of my way! Fuck! POOP POOP POOP FART FART FART SHIT SHIT SHIT"

"The bathroom is, like, really far away, and do you see the line? It's occupied! Clench!"

by gentle snowflakes November 21, 2018

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