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high school

a place that, unlike most definitions in the urban dictionary, is actually a privilege that we take for granted and is only as good you make it. if you work hard and receive excellent grades, you can continue onto a good college after graduation and further yourself in getting a great, profitable career. if you flunk out and don't go to school, you'll be working in an arbys getting pimples for little pay.
John didn't really like to get up so early for high school, but her knew it was a privilege that many other people around the world would love to have.
by christiannnw January 14, 2009
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Conserve School

A staff-controlled bureaucracy that silences those who object.
Don't work there! That store's a Conserve School!
by pretend that you dont know me December 26, 2006
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Private Schools

An institute where they brainwash you without you knowing it. These so called 'schools' have been known to take children in at a young and innocent age, and then send them back into the world later thinking they're riduclously better then everyone else around them. Private schools have also been described as an institute for Cults, as well as being well known for sucking young children and teenagers souls. Also known as gateway to Hell.
My parents must hate me, they're sending me to one of the private schools.
by Sparx8282 September 19, 2009
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High School

The North American equivalence to European pre-secondary educational facilities.
Contrary to apparent common belief among Americans and/or Canadians the high schools found throughout the norhtern part of the Americas are like kindergardens compared to their European counterparts - hence not very "high" in any respect...except for their drugged-up spoilt kids.
In Europe students are required to actually study a whole lot more material than students attending these north-American schools.
The European curiculums include materials that are considered university level in the Americas and any European high school graduate could kick the smartest American kids' ass.
American/Canadian kids:
"Hey yo bro, so in class we had to like differentiate some function or something, that was whack0 bro."
"Aight, me hearz yo man, dillio. Let'z fuck this shit and chill out at my crib watchin some MTV."

European kids:
"Oh well differentiating that polynomial function wasn't too hard, now was it?"
"No, not at all my dear friend. Would you like to drop by at my place? We could listen to some genuine European music and chat about today's class."
by EuropeKicksYourAss March 12, 2005
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Middle School

A place where you sit through boring ass classes and are stuck there for 3 years of your life. Given the fact that your already going through puberty, and you already feel like shit, if you like something another kid likes you are called a poser. Middle school is a place where 40% of the girls are sluts and are desperatly wanting a boy friend to make themselves look more popular, half of them are in their period the majority of the time, a place full of fuckboy wannabes who try to act cool by doing every trendy thing possible, and date girls, just trying to get in their pants, and walk around with a major monster erection half the time. If you fucking fart in class, forget it, your done. Teachers pick favorites and hate all their other fucking students. If you get pimples, the little queers who haven't finished through puberty yet usually make fun of it.
Middle school is full of queers!
by Mega fgt February 27, 2017
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Brearley School

Brearley is home to the smartest girls in all of NYC. We’re funny, NERDY, and a lot of us are gay. (not all though, some are desperate to meet boys). All we do is stress about our grades. Brearley is an example of smart rich girls, not lazy spoiled ones. We’re all billionaires, but we still work hard to. Chapin is our rival, and not even nearly as smart as us.
The one place that sends 5+ people to harvard each year.
Where does your kid go?
The brearley school! What a good choice. So much better than trinity too.
Omg did you see that girl! She’s such a Brearley girl. She doesn’t wear makeup to school, doesn’t use a longchamp bag as her backpack, and is clearly studying for her latin quiz.
by brearleygirl125 October 17, 2021
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School Scooter

Damn, that dude Evan is gonna grow up to be a school scooter.
by OLDFARTABLED56 September 1, 2019
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