Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)

Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle

by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015

douche

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.

" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "

by ronensmartass November 11, 2019

douche pontoon

A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.

Ohhh my god! Tabitha has evolved into the final form of a douche pontoon! Run for your life!!

by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017

The biggest douche of the universe

Vlad Tenev. Robinhood CEO. Lifetime Perpetual Cuck.

"here he is the biggest douche of the universe
in all the galaxies there's no bigger douche than you
you've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom
good going douche, your dreams have come true"
- South Park & Humanity on Vlad Tenev

by KisaTheStrippersVaginaSeattle February 2, 2021

Douche

Whenever three (3) or more safety professionals gather in a group, it is called a “Douche”.

Heads up, there’s a Safety Douche coming to inspect us.

Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.

by Captain Safe-T June 16, 2022

douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010