Language Simp 

A 23 year old hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male who is attractive to every woman... and man on the planet.

Santino: Are you a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male like Language Simp?
Faget: Yes, I am learning Esperanto.
Santino: *Pulls out revolver*

Language Simp by Average language speaker July 26, 2022

anime boy simp 

anime boy simp is basically a simp for anime boys and no one else.

" so who do you simp for?!"
"anime boys, i'm a anime boy simp!"

anime boy simp by animeboysimp September 4, 2020

No Simp September 

A challenge where you are not allowed to simp for ANYONE!

Most Jesser Fans: We want Moochie in 2Hype look how hard he's working

Antoine: Stop simping its no simp September

No Simp September by JesserFan69 September 4, 2020

Super Simp 

A man who has gone far beyond being a simp and has become far worse

Someone who is so taken over by the constant need for Pussy or girls that it’s the only thing they talk about
Super Simps spend most of there time talking to girls nonstop but failing to even get anything at all

They will do anything if they think it will get them some action with a girl they will white knight, make multiple accounts to beg to be unblocked, and even pay females for a little love

Super Simps are the lowest class of simps

“I caught jamel being a super simp I heard he was paying for premium snapchats and making multiple accounts begging girls to unblock him”

Super Simp by Not Dylan rooberts January 28, 2020

E-simp 

An E-simp is similar to a regular simp except that the girl in question exists exclusively online or in digital media, excluding egirls.

A man who prides himself on defending the honor of fictional, digital women.

A man who roleplays a relationship (sexual or platonic) with fictional, digital women.

"I know a guy who says he's dating Monika from DDLC, he's a real E-simp."

E-simp by Breaker588 April 16, 2020

No Simp December

A challenge where the BOYS cant simp in December . since the boys challenged the girls let the girls challenge the boys

"You failed no simp December"

No Simp December by NOTtheIMPOSTER October 23, 2020

Deku Simp 

A simp that only simps for Deku. They devote their life to Deku, and only Deku. If they saw Deku walking down the street coming across a puddle of water, they’d lay down so Deku could walk over them.

Token is the biggest Deku simp I know.

Deku Simp by Neegaboi May 21, 2021