mexican surprimacist

My ex who's white surprimacist was getting married to a Mexican and I have never heard of a Mexican Surprimacist

My first affiliated boyfriend all about white power was getting married till I looked up his Mexican Fiancé I ain't ever heard of a Mexican Surprimacist

by Kamo Nation July 24, 2022

Mexican Revive

A Mexican Revive is when you slap the shit out of someone (presumably knocked over or unconscious) so hard that they wake up and immediately resume whatever it is that they’re doing

Billy: Holy shit! Eduardo is knocked the fuck out!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!

by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler July 26, 2022

Mexican tackle topher

When a Mexican walks into a tackle shop to exchange items for some blood worms

Clerk : hey how can I help you today

Mexican : hey meeeeester if you give my some blood worms I’ll let you fuck my seeeeester
Clerk: I like me some Mexican tackle tophers

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Mexican tail gunner

Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".

Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.

by Hinklemeir July 28, 2022

Pulling a Mexican Pizza

When a retailer announces that they are going to discontinue a popular product, when it is merely a ploy to create a furor online for marketing purposes. (See: Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza)

Klondike says they’re gonna stop making the hugely popular Choco Taco, but I think they’re pulling a Mexican Pizza.

by btravis311 July 29, 2022

Mexican Hot Bonnet

Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.

Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.

by Robula88 August 1, 2022

Mexican Halloween

When you try to reproduce the reference from "community" but the left over spices on your hand from the mexican food you ate earlier mess up the mood because it starts hurting bad when you finger her..

I mexican halloweened my girlfriend and she had to put a bag of frozen blueberries on her coochie to help with the pain

by El guero Bambi August 4, 2022