A person achieves this maximum level after evolving from the form douche canoe. Only the douchiest of douche canoes can obtain this legendary final form. Proceed with caution, because standing close to them for long periods of time is more legal than bathing in nuclear waste.
by PaulieD13 May 9, 2017
Get the douche pontoonmug. Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.
by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010
Get the douche kabobmug. To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move
by Julz London April 9, 2022
Get the Ba-douchingmug. A guy who willingly ends friendships for his girlfriend, then begs for forgiveness after they break up.
by Minus5885 September 21, 2015
Get the runaway douchemug. A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
by Qwertymanguy December 1, 2022
Get the typical Willies douchemug. A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables
It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag
by Rytoc December 7, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.
Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
by Leyulf September 30, 2013
Get the Snazzy Douche Muffinmug.