taco kruncher

N. A penis used for intercourse.

My husband's taco kruncher made me cum 6 times last night.

by BigByll August 18, 2018

Taco burger

Definitely one of those perfect muffs that looks like a hamburger patty but once you get inside you still find a tasty taco.

That chick had the best manicured Taco Burger I've ever had the chance to devour

by John D. Rockefelon November 1, 2023

Taco Sweats

The act of eating so many tacos that you literally start sweating and smell like it. This smell entices the user to go out and buy even more tacos.

(Real Mexican tacos; not that Tacobell hard taco bullshit.)

I remember eating around 30 carne asada tacos, the next morning I woke up with taco sweats and got 20 more for breakfast. I didn't even bother showering I smelled great.

by Party Tony April 18, 2014

glossy taco

Something you but over holo nail polish

I am going to put a glossy taco on my nails

by Slap butt July 30, 2017

glossy taco

A joke made by Simply Nailogical viewers (who call themselves holosexuals). The nail youtuber used to say to apply a "glossy top coat" to the nails, which was misheard as "glossy taco" and was widely talked about in the comments of SimplyNailogical's (Cristines) videos. Cristine heard about this and now says "glossy taco" in her videos instead of "glossy top coat".

Christine: "Now we'll apply a glossy taco to our nails."

by a homosexual holosexual August 14, 2017

Taco

Tacos, oh how I just love tacos. Tacos make you feel as if life didn’t matter. It makes you feel as if your in a fantasy world where tacos sit in front of you. Now have you ever watched “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”? Omg if tacos rained done from the sky you would walk by me with my face full of tacos and 5 backpacks filled with them. I hope you are reading this because it’s true. Tacos give you life. They make you feel better when your sad, they make you happy in life. TACOS!!!!

Moes “Welcome to moes Jenn!”

Jenn “I come here every 10 hours, you don’t have to say that every time I come.” Jenn whispers “Tacos, taco taco taco”

by Hailey🌮❤️👍🏻 October 1, 2018

TACO Tuesday

An occurrence where one consumes tacos on a tuesday night while acting like a bunch of 5 year olds

Its taco tuesday, hiiii,grir,irri (more sounds and grunts of joy).

by Tacoman24 July 10, 2023