The participant A lays on her back and rolls knees overhead
The other participant (participant B) squeezes half a fresh lime in their own eye then sniffs 28.5ml tequila
Participant B, temporarily blinded by the fresh lime must seek out participant A’s lady taco.
Then fill with sneeze
(Examples of using fresh chilli to help create a sneeze have been recorded)
The other participant (participant B) squeezes half a fresh lime in their own eye then sniffs 28.5ml tequila
Participant B, temporarily blinded by the fresh lime must seek out participant A’s lady taco.
Then fill with sneeze
(Examples of using fresh chilli to help create a sneeze have been recorded)
by A-Bear—royale January 18, 2024
A Mexican Revive is when you slap the shit out of someone (presumably knocked over or unconscious) so hard that they wake up and immediately resume whatever it is that they’re doing
Billy: Holy shit! Eduardo is knocked the fuck out!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!
Ted: Easy, just Mexican revive him. He’ll be up in no time.
Billy: No way this works.. (slap)
Eduardo: Lessgo!
by Ol’ Mustard Wrangler July 26, 2022
by AITMA Ballz April 26, 2022
To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.
That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.
by Big Justin696969 October 05, 2021
A sex act involving a man with pencil thin mustache and a stick of butter. After rubbing the stick of butter on a bloated woman’s stomach he will then finger her butthole.
by Bia, Lai July 09, 2022
If you’re people like me, you probably have that one Mexican who’s living off your really wealthy grandfather who currently has dementia and forgets stuff within five minutes. She uses this as a strategy to get away with anything fucked up that she does. That includes destroying a perfectly healthy white family, uses him to get Sonic every week, gets him to take her wherever she wants whenever she wants, doesn’t give him his medicine so that his dementia gets worse so he won’t remember anything, tricks your family into thinking there’s gonna be a pool party especially for your cousin who recently lost his dad but then to your surprise as you pull up, the pool looks like Shreks Swamp and nobody’s at the house, and constantly reminds your grandfather about his son moving towns over in which he forgets about it within five minutes but that five minutes is like a living hell for him. If you can relate, you’re not alone so just stay strong and throw her in the pool and let her drown. She can’t swim!
Grandson of a legend
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”
Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”
Grandson of a legend
“FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”
That one Mexican
“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”
The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie
“Dude what that Beaner did is so not cool!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“Yeah man I know she’s outta control!”
Grandson of a legend
“If we stand tall, that bitch ass beaner won’t let us down no more!”
His cousin who is also the Grandson of a legend
“LETS THROW HER IN THE POOL!!”
Grandson of a legend
“FUCK YEAH, AVENGING ALL OUR FAMILY WHO SHES DESTROYED!!”
That one Mexican
“Wait what are y’all doin, wait, AHHHHHHHH, HELP ME!”
The whole family just sits back with popcorn as they watch her drown like it’s a movie
by Certified Bossier Boy May 18, 2023
Juan quickly finished preparing his burrito and made sure to cover his hands in hot sauce before giving himself a Mexican Neighbour.
by vTK March 17, 2020