jack

To be seriously messed up. Whiggers often use this phrase when trying to act ghetto.

That teacher gave me a D because I didn't cite them correctly." "Foo, dats jack." "...Stop. Just stop. You're not black

by >;{D June 19, 2010

Gentleman Jack

When a male masturbates (see jack off) while wearing only a tuxedo top and, optionally, other dinner party accessories (options include: handkerchief, top hat, cigar, etc.).

A play on words on the whiskey brand of the same name.

Roger felt fancy on Friday night, so he decided to give himself a Gentleman Jack.

by Andy Heen-Aerms January 17, 2011

jack dail

Jack Dail is a teenage viner with braces. Hes known for being cute but doesn't have any talent whatsoever. he talks like a dolphin on drugs and doesn't know how to make people laugh. not being a hater but he needs to find some talent before he dies.

Girl #1: jack dail is so cute
Girl #2: Whats his talent again?
Girl #1: Iforgot lulz

by NOTAHATER January 13, 2015

jack in the box

When a guy ejaculates in a woman's pussy. From "Box", britisjh slang for pussy. and jacking.. so to have "Jack in the box", is semen in the pussy

Hey you see that nasty chick in Cream pies #8?
Yeah, totally Jack in the Box

by lordonightmares December 14, 2006

Jack and Coke

A way to ruin two perfect beverages at once.

Genetically incapable of appreciating the simple perfection of either Coca-Cola or Jack Daniels Whiskey, Jim-Jim ruined both by making a nasty Jack and Coke...

by Robanero December 19, 2011

jack wagon

receptacle for semen. insult meaning multiple ejaculations were released into said "jack wagon"

That jack wagon has a serious attitude problem.

by phabineus December 26, 2010

jack on the rocks

A glass of jack Daniels whiskey with ice. Not as manly as jack nice and tidy, but you won't get a second look drinking this.

"What'll It be today ?"
"Jack on the rocks, go easy on the ice"

by FerretFTW May 21, 2017