Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.

That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.

by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019

douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.

Clinton is a douche-canary.

by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019

Douche Bag

Occasionally a turd who's not the nicest. They're looking for weak people or socially awkward people to be a fricking wad to.

Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.

"You're a douche bag!"

by CyanideOverload November 11, 2019

Douche Zone

Douche Zone-Noun-
Kind of like the Friend zone but for more douche people.

Hey, Zack doesn't belong in the Friend Zone, he belongs in the Douche Zone.

by edgymemerboi October 20, 2019

douche

Someone who dresses kind of gay but is clearly straight
A douchebag also has a "I'm better than you" attitude.

" He looks like such a douchebag "
" Stop being a fucking douchebag "

by ronensmartass November 11, 2019

Douche

A literal waste of oxygen. He’s probably white, cis, and straight. He may or may not be a hypebeast, and is extremely bigoted but acts like he isn’t. He’s usually spotted at school harassing girls, or at a drugstore or any shop that sells nicotine. He uses slurs like “slut” to girls he doesn’t like, and “d*ke” and “f*g” for people who he thinks are too masculine or feminine. He’s a piece of shit, basically.

Person 1: “Hey did you see that video Kaitlyn sent to every one of Bryan harassing her in class?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”

by r.raviolii December 15, 2019

Douch

Has no fucken meaning and was said by an idiot in a discord server

Jason is a such a douch

by Thrustmaster64 December 17, 2019