Cake

1. Noun: Delicious dessert thing.

2. Adj: The act of being epicly awesome. (kinda like the noun)

3. Verb: To do something epicly awesome.

1. A slice of Cake solved any problem!

2. Whoaaaa, did you see that move!? That was Cake!

3. Watch me Cake as I beat you in checkers.

by MondayNights@Wilton October 15, 2010

Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

Victory Cake

Victory Cake is a term that refers to any and all desserts that are eaten in celebration of or in anticipation for an event. Victory Cake may reference cakes, pies, smoothies, milk shakes, and cookies among hundreds of other options. Sometimes no special occasion demands the need for Victory Cake.

Guy: Wow that test was hard, better get some Victory Cake
Girl: I'm not pregnant, Victory Cake time!

by Paul Sack February 12, 2013

Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.

"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023

Caking

The act of taking a shit and cumming unintentionally at the same time

I just caked in the dairy queen bathroom

I was caking just a minute ago

by Jenna_tolls2112 August 3, 2023

Cake

A lie

Allen: Yooooo! Some robo lady gave me cake!
Jim: Allen. The cake was and always will be a lie.
Allen: :(

by Ducksareinyourwalls April 15, 2023

diversity cake

The predictably formulaic ingredients of a programme or ad where almost every group is somehow represented almost as if someone was baking a cake... add a black guy
Few sprinkles of gay
Pinch of disability
Crack a few straight white males
And mix with female lead and bake on channel 11 for half an hour

Oh gawd did you see that ad? Another diversity cake baked and ready to go

by Big aldo February 7, 2020