Chili bean

A really retarded person.

Christian Gillette is a chili bean.

by Pussy69Slayer May 5, 2022

Slipped a bean

When you accidentally pass a single, small, bean-shaped portion of feces; whether in trust of flatulence, or, when momentarily failing retention of highly pressurized feces. Usually a precursor to deluge or projectile diarrhea.

“So, anyway, I was putting her in the Master Blaster, then…oh….oh, no….BOSS! I gotta go home! I slipped a bean. Yes, again!”

by Bowss Howgg August 4, 2025

Bean Hair

A greasy haired Mexican

My friend bill is a bean hair

by fluff bag May 27, 2009

Bean

A Mexican

Look at that sexy bean

by Uuhhhhhh January 21, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Bean

English slang for someone's head. Especially potent when referring to a bald head due to its exceptional resemblance to a bean.
This slang term, although in wide use across England, is particularly common amongst UK Counterstrike players and the term "beaner" has long been used to describe someone who gets a lot of headshots. There is no relation to the American usage as a derogatory slur towards Hispanic Americans.

"I slapped his bean bruv", "Brucey's a bit of beaner still"

by Jeremy Cunt May 4, 2021

smol bean

something or someone who is small, short or tiny. Basically either the cutest thing you ever seen, adorable, and tiny. Just wholesomeness and precious.

Example:

Friend A: Omg guys! Look at smol bean! Sooo cute.

Friend B: Ok, calm down. It’s just a kitten.

Friend A: What are you talking about? IT IS SUCH A SMOL BEAN.

Example 2:

Aaron is smol bean. He’s very tiny and short.

by wisdomous October 10, 2020