99/1

you wrote 9/11 wrong, dummy

"Damn, I wish 99/1 never happened"

"The hell is 99/1?"

by thehellamidoinghere June 22, 2023

January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!

Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)

by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020

January 1

NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020

imma run a 1

I'm gonna fuck u in the asshole

Hey nigga imma run a 1 on u tonight

by Bitch Biggs July 25, 2017

December 1

Day after nnn where intense cumming shall happen

Guy 1. Ah finally december 1 no more nnn I can finally nut once more
Guy 2. *cums*

by GuyWhoLikesToCum December 1, 2021

1 Peter 1:15

Basically used in simple future tense. Can be described as offering sympathy or empathy for someone who’s made mistake towards you or someone you know in which affects your relationship with them. Casts a thought of forgiveness and shows they too deserve it.

“Give the man another chance, he’s sorry”
“He promises it won’t happen again”
“Give Ryker another chance he’s sorry”
“Show him 1 Peter 1:15 he’s really sorry”

by BIGMAN2405 January 16, 2024

Female attractiveness scale (1-10)

A scale used to measure the attractiveness of women with 1 being the lowest or ugly as all get out and 10 being the highest or beautiful

On a female attractiveness scale (1-10) Megan fox is a complete 10 and their nappy headed crack ho looking thing on the corner is a 1 and that girl that ain't ugly or pretty just plain is a five

by Capshelby01 September 19, 2016