Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Suck Yourself

Something that you should do or maybe told to do when you suck at something more than that person or got backfired that you have to suck your body up physically and feel like you are about to suicide

A: Your face is so retarded like your ex...
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)

by Splicstx September 15, 2017

dat suck

While using a sarcastic tone, “dat suck” is presented as a laughing statement even if the situation isn’t humorous.

Roomie 1: I drove into a stop sign today and my window broke bruh

Roomie 2: lol dat suck
Roomie 1: ... .. ..... ?

by Hahahahahachickky June 25, 2019

sucks ass

Waiting for 12-8 on void

it just sucks ass

by l August 1, 2019

Suck a meat sausage

Suck a dick but without actually saying it

You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha

by Gabby7807 January 25, 2021

Suck it

When the other person loses and you need to rub it in their face. (Not like that pervert)

Suck it you don’t know how it works

by Yadot October 28, 2022

Sucking The Brown Out

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.

I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.

by Buttered Quayle May 29, 2021