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chocolate brain shake

This act is performed on a recent deceased corps. First you sergically removing the brain then placing it in a blender mixing with fresh human excrement and seamen. You then begin to blend up with ice and serve up in a pint class which the u drink till ur hearts contempt!
Yo mate i could do with one those "chocolate brain shakes"that u made me the other day it tasted nutty which sent my taste bud wild.
by natural born kaners December 25, 2009
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Chocolate Churro

When you are having anal sex and you coat your dick in sugar or sand or some other abrasive substance and then continue having sex.
Sorry I’m a bit sore today my boyfriend gave me a chocolate churro last night.
by ChillBayman January 15, 2024
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Chocolate Flavored Toad

It is a chocolate uniquely flavored sort of chode.

Chode: A penis wider than it is long. - A short fat dick
Ayee, My Nigguh Will Gotta Chode!

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode (chocolate flavored toad).
by ChuChiSlay November 29, 2011
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Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!
by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
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chocolate twinkie freak

White women who love black dick, especially their creamy (cum) white filling!!! A chocolate twinkie freak will do just about anything for the rich/smooth taste of a C.T. (chocolate twinkie)!
I met this chocolate twinkie freak at the mall and she crazy niiiiiice son!!!

I know a spot where all the chocolate twinkie freaks hang out at kid & they all get down like groupies at a rockstar convention...ya dig!!!
by Tekezo aka Rogue_Assassin October 11, 2009
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Chocolate Frostbite

The affliction one receives from performing anal sex on a corpse in the morgue.
Benjamin: Dude, You should have seen this chick come in last night. I got a wicked case of chocolate frostbite from her.
Tristian: Why didn't you call me?
Benjamin: You know I don't share bro.
by DuffersDer July 3, 2019
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Chocolate Chiclets

Skank with really rotten teeth, resembling chocolate coated chiclets. Very unattractive, always smiles with mouth closed
WOW...look when she smiles all you can see are her rotten chocolate chiclets

EWWW
by AOVSQUAD November 20, 2010
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