cuttin water

When you get sooo deep into cutwater tequila Marg's that you have no clue where you're heading or where you've been

Robert "yo man, I got into them tequila Marg's last nite, I was cuttin water!!!!"
Angela " can I get 2 too 😁"

by Mad_signtist October 01, 2023

Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth

“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “

by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021

Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 06, 2021

water pad

a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.

When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.

by McWritah June 16, 2015

Swoly Water

Only the swoliest of water
Holy + Swole = Swoly

Hannah : “Hey Caleb, have you tried the swoly water? It’s better than any protein shake I’ve ever had!”
Caleb : “Who hasn’t?!”
*Swoly Night plays in the far distance at LA Fitness while Brodolf the Red Nose Gainsdeer prances past*

by Hannah Cyr February 25, 2019

Snake Water

Dog Water But Snake.

Brooooooo he's literally Snake Water.

by Snake Water February 14, 2021

Turdy Water

The act of blending strawberries and root beer together.

Me and Zoe shared a turdy water last night.

by ASIANNNNN🦖🦕 June 21, 2020