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rolling bolt

Rolling bolt is a defense technique used by obese (healthy) queens when they feel threatened. They lay down on the ground, and roll as fast as they can to flatten us skinny people.
Pajeet: omg look at that skinny woman

Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt
by karenlondon69 December 30, 2021
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Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll
Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro
by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017
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dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.
since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.
by big shark September 6, 2010
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The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
by dannyjerks December 14, 2020
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