monkey

what your dad called you

your a monkey

by this isnt sam November 20, 2020

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

monkey

best thing on earth

monkeys are goatee

by tythutghtfb October 30, 2020

Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

:monkey:

Used in phrase to say someone is dumb.

You're such a :monkey:

by trollingquest December 8, 2020

monkeybull

The dude who constantly attempts to provoke a response in others by doing nasty fucking shit or saying supremely ignorant shit akin to just begging to be punched in the face.

That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.

by Mskittypurrs December 9, 2020

monkey 2

literally monkey, but again.

"Hey i ran out of monkey"
"yo man just get Monkey 2"
"isnt that just monkey but again"
"yes, yes it is"

by Dehydrated_Water December 24, 2020