Gold digger

A guy who dig gold in mineshaft.
Ok just kidding, gold digger means a girl who only look for a man with wealth so they can fulfill what luxury item they want and they will leave you if you goes bankrupt

Guy:"hello babe, wanna get into my lambo?"
Girl:"omg i would love to"

1 year later

Guy:"hey babe, so uuuh i ran out of money and my business got bankrupt"
Girl:"oh thats sad to hear" *proceed to pack up luggage*
Guy:"i should have not take this gold digger"

by Zavelorude September 9, 2021

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 11, 2021

Golden Gate

A reclined 69 position. The man lies down. The woman is on top of the man (face sitting) and leans back like a bridge to perform fellatio, while the man performs cunnilingus.

You need to be flexible to make the Golden Gate

by WhoUsesTheirRealName? September 19, 2021

Golden Retriever

A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective

Matthew is a golden retriever

by Psutey September 25, 2021

gold

pure, previous, or beautiful

nothing gold can stay

by pablitoe November 6, 2021

Goldberg's Son

When you ass get beat so badly.

When Bobbly Lashely beat you so badly you became like goldberg's son

by GamerDeezNutz November 12, 2021

Golden rule of the internet

The rule that only one person on the internet may have an opinion on what is and is not funny

"Dude that video you sent was unfunny as shit."
"Don't you know the golden rule of the internet? Only what i say is funny matters."

by Neg is better at risk of rain November 18, 2021