douche kabob

Regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.

Here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?

by Mrs. Hotits Ann Asses July 12, 2010

Douche

A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'

Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"

Jasmine: "douche psht"

by rachie.nodle November 13, 2017

Douche bag

1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person

Thomas Edison is a Douche bag

by benjaplop December 18, 2012

Ba-douching

To spread your I'll mannered ways everywhere you go, not to be trusted, always acting like a douchebag on the move

Jacob has straight been ba-douching the only complex since the first day he got here

by Julz London April 9, 2022

Douche kabob

An attractive person who acts like shit.

Michale cheated on Lisa with her mother. Michale is a total douche kabob.

by Sarah vivian April 12, 2021

pistol douche

One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.

In a Gears of War Match:

"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"

by bigmax June 17, 2007

douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.

Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag

by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014