Anal pop

Forcing an entire fist up a woman’s asshole and releasing the fist with your fingers spread out while inside the hole.

I was paralyzed by an anal pop

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.

Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022

Anal fairy

An Anal fairy is someone that is acting idiotically and stuck up. They don't know when to shut their mouth.

Juliet: Ugh, look at Verónica.

Dakota: I know right! She looks like a total Anal fairy

by Bagalootheflowrr September 23, 2019

kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.

Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021

Anal Blunt

A type of blunt used to smoke shit coming direct out of the anal cavity, Italian Cum is usually present when an anal blunt is used.

My boy took a shit and I smoked it with an anal blunt

by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf March 2, 2022

anal disruption syndrome

when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.

John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*

by thetrueboi June 7, 2018