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Taco

A dimwit who is afraid to even set foot in an athletic arena who lives in his Mommy’s basement where he struggles with his latent homosexuality and addiction to autoeroticism. Often unable to spell even monosyllabic words due to spending all of his time trolling the internet looking for bottomless pictures of Timothée Chalamet
Don’t pay attention to anything that guy says, he’s a Taco. In fact, you should probably say a prayer for him. Every night he cries about how awful his life is, and uses the tears as lubricant for his masturbatory addiction. Just pray the internet doesn’t run out of twink porn or he may go postal.
by LetsBeHonest5 February 16, 2023
mugGet the Tacomug.

glossy taco

Apply the holo nail-polish. Now add a glossy taco 🌮
by Emmy♥️ August 13, 2017
mugGet the glossy tacomug.

Glossy Taco

Nail polish slang for glossy topcoat. Originated from YouTuber Cristine aka Simply Nailogical
*after using holo nail polish* Let's put on some glossy taco next!
by MadameBonaparte July 16, 2017
mugGet the Glossy Tacomug.

Taco

Verb: something a person or a chicken does when they are too scared to do what they had promised

Noun: meaning a person or person(s) who always chickens out; never delivers on his or her promises.
Verb 1: I know you’ll just TACO and delete this post.

Noun 1: Trump is a TACO on tariffs. I hope he’s a TACO on WW3.
by callmekaren June 17, 2025
mugGet the Tacomug.

choco-taco

when a dirty mexican does anal with a girl and when he pulls his dick out its covered in shit
bro this nigga got a choco-taco
by Gavin Cernetic December 16, 2016
mugGet the choco-tacomug.

taco

The sexiest spanish food in the world. loved by all but nobodys loves thm more then Kaylin
God to i want a taco right about now
by The secreter April 8, 2017
mugGet the tacomug.

john taco

the ww2 veteran who invented tacos on the uss texas
dude 1:mmmn who invented these tacos
dude 2: john taco
by the wenis February 20, 2024
mugGet the john tacomug.

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