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two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
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Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.
Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.
by WoodenShard November 29, 2022
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
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Two-finger bracing

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.
I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.
by pandakeith April 19, 2018
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two fists up

stance of the wisemen; defense wins championships
As they posed for the picture, Nae threw two fists up for the crew.
by naesent May 5, 2024
mugGet the two fists upmug.

Timmy Two Jacket

When a girl is so filthy you have to put on two condoms.
I heard Nick banged Abby last night.

Yeah she was so filthy he gave her the Timmy two jacket treatment.
by Dtwnpwrbttm September 30, 2018
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