Incestimo bro's

When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's

My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.

by Incest, Eskimo bro's July 23, 2015

The bro catcher

A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.

Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.

"Steves been gone for days dude."

"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"

*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*

"What the fuck?"

*The bro catcher pounces*

"Run! It's the bro catcher!"

by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015

Bro-Bunyan

When the hommie out wieghs you by twice your own body weight and is reasonably taller than you.

"Whut up, Bro-Bunyan?"

by reechurd September 12, 2015

captain bro

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!

Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!

by Skyking007 October 12, 2015

Bro Dance

Sleeping within a variable distance of a bro when you need to charge your phone.

Person 1: my phone is nearly flat, anyone have a charger?
Person 2: yeah there's one on the other side of my bed if you wanna bro dance

by SpreadItLike October 13, 2015

Bro Hoe

Annoying girls of the white trash variety who try to fix in "with the guys" by wearing brands like RVCA, Fox, Hurley, and more. They also tend to be dessert rats with pink riding gear. More than likely the only machinery they are capable of operating is a manual quad however they might claim to race motor bikes. These girls' bios might look something like this:
16/so cal livin'/love cars, off roading, dirt bike riding, and country music/single!

Stacy is such a bro hoe always going to the dessert and posting videos of her and her "girls" singing to old Luke Bryan songs.

by Let's be honest July 17, 2016

Bro

A total douche bag. Usually lives in the San Bernardino, Riverside, or Orange County area of California. You can identify a bro by their oh so common attire I.E. Black Metal Mulisha or Monster hats, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks and fat skate shoes that nobody but these douche bags wear. They also love to wear Fox Clothing or anything that involves dirt biking. Also drives Big Trucks with a bunch of stupid ass trucks. Usually seen blasting bands like Korn, Limp Bizkit, or any other band in that nature.

That stupid bro kept blasting his gay ass Godsmack album in the parking lot. I fucking hate bros, they're such douche bags!

by Gfunk95 September 21, 2016