The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
Get the mach 1 tacomug. a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE
Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...
Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.
Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.
by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020
Get the taco catmug. by Haley dow August 11, 2025
Get the Shawn tacomug. When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022
Get the Taco Bell Wishing Wellmug. You are vame from simplynailogical you are one of us . A holosexual. A glossy taco is what she calls a glossy top coat Andy make sure it's holo so you'll fit right in .
by I'm a holosexual for life January 17, 2018
Get the Glossy tacomug. by Butcherisms November 22, 2019
Get the Bull tacomug. The pink that is stink. The pink stink taco smelled so bad that I gagged but still bragged about sniffing that pink stink taco.
Jill has some pink stink. Her pink stink taco didn't have any hair but it was still pinky stinky. Lets have some more of that pink stink taco!
by Obama's Husband's Neighbor August 18, 2023
Get the Pink Stink Tacomug.