national boyfriend day

national boyfriend days is when you show appreciation for your boyfriend

alice: hey what’s today

neymar: national boyfriend day

by kiyahcoolcat April 9, 2019

National Send a Nude Day

April 19th - A holiday fabricated by gamma males who have no potential of ever seeing a female friend/acquaintance/crush nude other than to denigrate society at large into celebrating vapidity and loveless intimacy.

Gamma male: "It's National Send a Nude Day!"
Gamma male: *furiously wacks off on a potted plant*

by Archetypal Bear April 19, 2019

National sex day

May 18. All types of sex are ok. No strings attached

Yo it's national sex day. Wanna do it?

by Wtfwtfwtfwtfwtf April 12, 2017

Nationaljism

Jism that a guy unleashes on his country's national day while fucking his girl; he shows his nationalism by producing nationaljism

Canadian men show their love for Canada by unleashing their nationaljism on July 1st, whereas French men do it on July 14th.

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

National Bestfriend blowjob day

On may 7th a girl has to give a guy Bestfriend a blowjob to celebrate there friendship.

Its national Bestfriend blowjob day! Lets get started.

by Johnathanstewert April 16, 2017

National Respect Women Day

A day dedicated to giving women the respect they deserve. Nationally observed on April 18th.

Person 1: Hey man, do you see that chick over there? She's thicc as hell!
Person 2: Nah, it's National Respect Women Day. We gotta give her respect.

by wholesomehours May 27, 2018

National Pee on Evan Day

May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!

Today’s national pee on Evan day let’s go piss on him

by Gabriel sojsjsjvsvshhs April 11, 2019