douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.
" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."
by tomowlss January 10, 2014
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Douche Chicken

Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing
Wake up douche chicken

Wake up douche chicken let me in!
by Liltigz October 21, 2021
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splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
by metromicron October 25, 2014
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Ute-douche

Middle aged men and/or Karen's driving around in bigass utes
I was just cutoff by a ute-douche.
by Allan B'stard March 02, 2023
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Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.
by veggiegator July 05, 2013
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inane douche

What a wife calls her husband immediately following a phone call during which at least 2 crude dad jokes involving gender stereotypes were used
Yeah that was my husband, the inane douche, who described me as the dishwater and implied my mouth should not be used for talking so much.
by Alpha twelve November 14, 2022
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man douche

A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.
Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"

Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"
by WordKrapper September 25, 2010
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