person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.

Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

1) What

A reference to the downfall of FTX where instead of explaining the situation, the CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried, created a Twitter thread over the course of a few days starting with a single tweet saying "1) What" followed by numerous numbered tweets spelling out "H-A-P-P-E-N-E-D"

This is often seen used on crypto Twitter whenever a prominent figure makes a big mistake causing a public outcry on Twitter, similar to the FTX scenario

CZ Binance: We have experienced a private key leak and are currently in the process of ensuring all funds are safe

Some guy in the comments: 1) What

by bboldd June 30, 2023

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

1+1

2

1+1=2

by dramamamabringtheprada July 8, 2023

Modernia 1

Modernia 1 is a European strategy game in which you take control of a nation and decide the future of Europe. It was developed by General Gold.

I am going to play the hit game Modernia 1.

by General Gold July 9, 2023

Person 1

Hes like the main man of the storyline the defintion of “person 1” is someone whos either the dumb idiot in your urban dictionary story or the smart one here are 2 example below of person 1 either being smart or dumb

Person 1: DUDE YOUR SO STUPID U LIKE DUCKS?
Person 2: bruv who cares its called an opinion!
Or

Person 1: dude person 2 stop cringing and saying everyone is cringe for not playing fortnite
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU YOU DUMB ASS HOLE DIE NI-

by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023

1 August

National the strongest pairs day!

The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!

— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?

by meowmrew July 15, 2023