person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.

Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

December 1

This is national kissing day. Where you have to kiss someone

X: You have to kiss me!!
Y: why?
X: its december 1st

by poosyeater83829 December 1, 2022

1-2-1-2

Football term in which two players do short passes

the goalie did 1-2-1-2 with the defender and they scored

by Duodoodle December 6, 2022

November 1

National give your Girl Best Friend your Hoodie!

me: hey do you know what today is?
them: no isnt it your birthday?
me: no its November 1st
them: whats November 1st?
me: national give your girl best friend your hoodie day!
them: oh well here "hands hoodie"
me: thank youuu :)

by alyssaloosersss December 6, 2022

2-4-1

2-4-1 comes from the expression "Life's 2 Short 4 Just 1 Sport" and has become synonomous with being a multisport athlete, or someone who rises to a high level in their primary sport by growing up playing multiple sports (eg. Roger Federer, Patrick Mahomes, Wayne Gretzky, Abby Wombach).

That kid is clearly a 2-4-1er. What an athlete.

by MinisterOfFun December 7, 2022

Love Missile F1-1

The US bombs cruising overhead
But there goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Oh, shoot it up
Blaster bomb bomb bomb ahead
Multi millions still unfed (unfed)
Amondo teeno giving
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Hold me, shake me, I'm all shook up (all shook up)
Psycho maniac inter blend
Shoot it up
Now shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Teenage crime now fashion's dead
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Amondo teeno giving giving giving
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up

Now shoot it up
(Then when you get the money, you get the power) oh, shoot it up
Ultraviolence in Japan
Oh, shoot it up
Oh shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Soon the whole world will know my name
Let's shoot it up
Shoot it up

Love Missile F1-1

by Death Menace December 8, 2022

BEJROVBOOTY GANBJRASTAS CAPITAL 1

Red stone RELBJALOODS 🔴 AND BLUE UNITY RELBJALUDS 💙 DOUBJrags as in dragons 🐉 🐲. Player 1 will have to play with BJ sang and rose's if player 1 jumps all the red and blue and green army men then he will have to jump the crime boss after all the army men is out player 1 will have 10 credits just to win the whole game player 2 will have the army men and the crime boss player 1 will have BJ sang and rose's and the 10 credits to master the game. By LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ganbjrastas capital 1. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 11, 2022