[your mothers an astronaut]

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008

Your Mothers Onions

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative

Stranger- Get the fuck out of my way
You- Why don't you lick your mothers onions
Stranger- What does that even mean?
You- I don't know but it's provocative

by YMO June 29, 2014

I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)

Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.

by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009

your mather is ded

An phrase used by russian men, usually over the internet, in order to insult you and your family but it ends up sounding hillarious

Russian man: Fak you, your mather is ded

by infinitegarlicbread April 19, 2019

Suck Your Mothers Cock

An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.

Go home and suck your mothers cock before you embarrass yourself.

by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018

at your mothers house

Perfect way to really piss somebody off when they ask you an innocent question. Especially when you make it a running gag. You have to have the patience to wait long enough for your mark to completely forget about it, and then bring it back at a truly improper time and place.

Mark:"Hey Jesse, where are the coffee filters?"
Ballbuster:"At your mothers house Oak, at your mothers house."

by Shawn O'Connell April 18, 2008

Your Mothers Gash

Used for defining something or someone that acts, smells, or generally reminds you of an older womans gash. Can also be used as an excuse for being late.

"Damn Bob, this rancid bait smells almost as bad as your mothers gash" or "Sorry Im late, I was up all night balls deep in your mothers gash."

by AKStubby October 11, 2008