Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.

I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.

by BananaSlammer June 03, 2021

Yank the skin

Beat the meat

Person 1:"Say fam you ain't catching no play today?"
Person 2:"Naww Ima have to yank the skin tonight"

by YungGuapo September 05, 2017

Yanking the can

Another way of saying Beating ur meat

Billy: I was yanking the can last night

Kim:why are u telling me about u yanking the can??beating ur meat

by Goatboijay May 23, 2018

Dick yanked

When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.

Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.

by Luckyluc1982 November 21, 2014

Yanked It

To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.

The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation

Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”

Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”

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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”

Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”

by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024