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Military wipe

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.
I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!
by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016
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Hate Wipe

When you wipe after pooping, and your finger breaks through the toilet paper into your butthole.
Yesterday I accidentally hate wiped myself at my parents house.
by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017
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wipe of faith

Not wiping ur ass after knowing you had a clean pinch. Trusting that your ass will not itch 20mins later from shit sticking to your butthole
I just took a huge duke on break. I took the wipe of faith and Im regretting it
by LimpPimp November 17, 2015
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Green Wipe

When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green
Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"
by azza121221212121 October 4, 2015
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Wet Wipe

I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.
by Ratatouille7 August 16, 2021
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Wet wipe

1. Someone who is dull and stupid

2. Someone who you just hate

3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend
by Randomroady July 23, 2019
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Double Wipe

It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:

- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop

- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell

- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers

- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks

- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet

- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
by Big girl panties April 20, 2020
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