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leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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wink-syncing

When you flex your butthole to the words/syllables to the lyrics of a song to make it appear that your asshole is singing the song.
"It took me a while to perfect wink-syncing to November Rain, but finally got it down"
by UnicornRainbowtits March 24, 2025
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CHILI WINKING

The act of yanking a persons dick off then shoving it up their own chili hole. : )
VOTE AD IT OR I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT CHILI WINKING IS IN PERSON. Thanks (smiley face)
by CHILIWINKER February 27, 2018
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Ass wink

When someone (usually female dancers) quickly flexes one bare ass cheek at a time making it bounce independently of the other ass check
Damn dawg I knew Destiny could twerk, but I didn't know she could make that ass wink!
by Klapp710 June 13, 2016
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Pink in the wink

You got some pink in the wink last week when you ate that girls ass.
by E-man 180 January 2, 2024
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Winking the teet

When a person squeezes the remaining wine from a boxed wine bladder.
When you get done winking the teet, open the new box of wine
by Dagwood yumstead October 15, 2021
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Wet Wink

A derogatory term; the Wet Wink is someone who has committed an egregious social blunder or been hoodwinked by their friends in a playfully humiliating way.
Frano did a terrible job cooking those eggs. He's a real wet wink.
by FranoH December 19, 2023
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