The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022
A Taya Wilson is a type of person who breaks up with all of her boyfriends for horses. A Taya Wilson is a dumb idiot who runs on tables and jumps into cupboards then becoming crippled. Over all a Taya Wilson is the type of person who is a dumb fuck (but also dope as fuck) and is secretly hiding in the closet.
by Indy Wilson May 11, 2019
by Todo43 May 29, 2019
a random pig with square glasses thinking he's big whilst flinging out punishments left right and centre to gain respect.if you know someone called Richard Wilson then u might as well commit suicide coz this man a nonce!
Richard Wilson is a nonce
him:"I'm not like this...im not a bad lad!"
other people:"yeah yeah your right...……. but your a nonce!"
him:"I'm not like this...im not a bad lad!"
other people:"yeah yeah your right...……. but your a nonce!"
by X.KH4N7 February 05, 2020
When your dick has been wanked too hard and it feels like your dick has been ripped off!! Possibly by someone called Karen.... basically your Carrying your Penis.... Karen (to carry) Wilson (Penis)
by Rbobby April 23, 2019