If you've searched this . You have been chosen to join our cult. The cult is about a creature, a dog. This dog goes by the name of Wilson. Wilson is a dog that has been dead for a while. In our cult we act like him, and will turn into him. The youngest cult member will be sacrificed so we can bring Wilson back. We will then burn everyone in the cult when Wilson is back, it will be our cleansing ritual. Once we’re done being burned alive, we shall bathe in our special holy water. Our holy water is made from Wilson’s insides and his piss. You’re now in our cult.
Jay Jay: Wilson is our lord and savior (and sleep paralysis demon)
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
Step sister: jason, did you join that Wilson cult again
by Your step brother May 31, 2020

When your dick has been wanked too hard and it feels like your dick has been ripped off!! Possibly by someone called Karen.... basically your Carrying your Penis.... Karen (to carry) Wilson (Penis)
by Rbobby April 23, 2019

by Eonzzx February 25, 2023

A phrase, used while playing football to describe awful captaincy.
When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:
Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics
When a team is 'doing a wilson', the bad result is blamed on the captains leadership & the team must be:
Losing by more than 100 goals
Falling out with each other
Executing awful tactics
Paul: That was a bad game
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
Josh: Our team was 'doing a wilson'
Paul: Where did that phrase even originate from?
Josh: Some idiot captain called Sam Wilson, who used to make his team lose every week by awful captaincy.
by InformaUltras September 3, 2014

by Aye4343 July 27, 2019

by Lil Wilson December 29, 2017

A Taya Wilson is a type of person who breaks up with all of her boyfriends for horses. A Taya Wilson is a dumb idiot who runs on tables and jumps into cupboards then becoming crippled. Over all a Taya Wilson is the type of person who is a dumb fuck (but also dope as fuck) and is secretly hiding in the closet.
by Indy Wilson May 11, 2019
