Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.
Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.
by slithering succotash August 18, 2016
Get the Brown Musketmug. a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit
by jarik algrich May 24, 2009
Get the brown mountainmug. "I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over. I thought I was going to brown the runway"
by @WeMoveTheMasses October 20, 2012
Get the Brown the Runwaymug. I was so hungover and exhausted from partying with the Browns Bunch on Sunday, that I had to call off work on Monday!
by Da Bunch February 3, 2010
Get the Browns Bunchmug. When the pussy lips are burnt like roast beef.
When the external lining of the vagina is dark dark brown.
Dark beef curtains (brown box, brown snatch)
When the external lining of the vagina is dark dark brown.
Dark beef curtains (brown box, brown snatch)
shit shes got a brown snatch!!
damn! dogs, cows, sheep, pig, horses all have brown snatch!
hi jeff; Do asian girls have brown snatch?
damn! dogs, cows, sheep, pig, horses all have brown snatch!
hi jeff; Do asian girls have brown snatch?
by Tony Hughes November 16, 2005
Get the Brown Snatchmug. An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.
Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.
Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.
Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?
Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.
Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?
Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.
by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011
Get the Brown Opsmug. by Southernheathen March 7, 2013
Get the Brown Zeppelinmug.