french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.

Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

by ElongD69 November 7, 2017

Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 4, 2019

French typewriter

A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.

"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"

by The French Typist October 19, 2011

Pulling a French

Surrendering before a fight. Giving up when something is to hard.

Guy 1: this project is so hard i give up
Guy 2: come on man stop pulling a french

by Kahl Karl October 16, 2011

french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.

Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.

by akeno’ December 9, 2020

French Relish

In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it

I use dillon forester for French Relish

by Nuttsack69 November 13, 2011

French buttsex

The sexual act where a male insert his penis into an anus and swirls it around like a helicopter propeller. Like the tongue during a french kiss .

agendus gave hera a French buttsex so hard that she propelled to the roof

by Slothy13 November 23, 2016