what the curly wig

Is a phrase like "what the hell" and "what the fuck" but is often used as a way to avoid saying phrases like those two. It can be considered a kiddish saying.

Just tell me, what the curly wig, you are talking about. What's your angle? What's your point you are tryna make?

by Master of beargreen August 4, 2023

what the girly wig

An alternative way of saying "what the curly wig."

What the girly wig, is that thing‽

by Master of beargreen August 4, 2023

really cool wig

the thing neil cicierega had a dream of

neil cicierega: i had this dream where i was wearing a really cool wig
random person: same bro

by human i think February 3, 2023

wig has flown

when you are so shook your fake wig fly's across the room and someone see's it and is shook as well. Also when your mind is so blown you say "my wig has flown"

person 1 "oh my gosh this kid likes you"

person 2 "no way my wig has flown"

person 3 "umm whos wig is this?"

by brookie.is.magestic December 1, 2018

wig pushed back

To fuck up a mutherfucker... Literally by kicking his ass and knocking his head off

Man 1: Yo man, Zodi was all up in your face yesterday

Man 2: Yea, no stress I made sure he got his wig pushed back

by SSSH November 24, 2013

wig split

to take a giant bong toke or to finish smoking a potent form of marijuana. AKA-BKA (KRON)

That SOUR DEISEL shady had last night really had my "WIG SPLIT"...

by shady dickens.... October 29, 2008

george washington wig

When you put baby powder in your butt crack, clench your cheeks, go out infront of someone, drop your drawers, and fart in their face. George.. Washington... wig :)

“My sister-in-law was pissing me off so I gave her a George Washington wig”

by TheRealErock December 15, 2020