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releasing Windows Vista

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."
by Anonymous USF Student September 22, 2008
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windows xp

a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.
Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!
by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010
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window nintendo

A nervous habit developed by extremely paranoid tweakers, causing them to excessively peek out of windows as if someone were coming to get them.
Hey funface why’s your dad peeking out of the window with a gun?
He’s just playing window Nintendo bro. He’ll fall asleep soon.
by CowboyCrypto June 18, 2019
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Butter window

The moment in time between taking your toast out of the toaster and it being hot enough for the butter to melt over it.
Quick, fetch a knife, you're going to miss the butter window
by toasty-mm November 9, 2010
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Activate Windows Watermark Removal

Launch the Notepad application and create a new, blank note.
Copy and paste the following block of text into your Notepad

@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit

Go to File, then click on Save as. Name the file Activation.bat and change the file format to All files.

Choose the location where the file becomes easily reachable, and click the Save button. I recommend saving files like this on your Desktop to maximize accessibility.

Right-click on the file and choose Run as administrator. If you don’t have this option, you’re not signed into an account with admin permissions.

Restart your device and enjoy life without watermarks!
Activate Windows Watermark Removal (easy and legit)

Jane: How do i get rid of this annoying watermark telling me to activate windows?

John: Put

@echo off
taskkill /F /IM explorer.exe
explorer.exe
exit

into a .bat file and run it as admin.
Restart your computer and it should be gone.
by RemiKYS March 4, 2022
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Windows Vista

The five main problems of the Windows OS combined it one giant acronym.

Virues, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware.
by Op2 August 29, 2005
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Widowmaker

a curvy sniper with a big ass from Overwatch
Damn Widowmaker is thick
by Glargl April 12, 2017
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