Apocalypse Weapon

message board moderator who really likes to close threads and abuse power

Apocalypse Weapon closed my thread at FFWA and then edited out all my arguments against his viewpoint.

by hay thear August 11, 2003

Murph weapon

The worst gun available. Just like a wop, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

Nigga, you know we's rollin' on Crenshaw to-nizzle, and you frontin' with da Murph Weapon?

by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003

weapon

Another word for tool and is considered an insult

James is a weapon because he like shiny toy guns.

by Cephas00 December 24, 2008

Weapons of Weight Destruction

George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.

Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Weapon

Weapon - A highly professional Cricket team located on the north shore of Sydney. Fear is distilled within the opposition weeks prior to the match. The team is thus full of weapons.

Person 1: "Hey Tim, who are we playing in two weeks?"

Person 2: "ummm...The Weapons I Think?"

Person 1: "Shit, they are going to destroy us!"

by fame August 3, 2006

Weapons of Islamic Destruction

George Bush's countermeasures for weapons of mass destruction. Never released to the public.
See also: Weapons of Weight Destruction

Trying to destroy Catholic worship, eh? We need to build bigger bombs to destroy the other religion!

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Weapon of Mask Destruction

When the individual right to liberty and freedom as part of human rights gives people the choice to decide whether or not to wear a face mask, especially if the authorities have made mask wearing mandatory for everyone in public places—in practice, they could be fined or jailed (or even caned in some extreme cases) for refusing to don a mask.

In a number of red states, millions of hardcore Trumpublicans have used personal, religious, or political freedom as their weapon of mask destruction—they’re not going to bow down to “mask oppression” even if a jail imprisonment awaits them for their repeated social disobedience.

by MathPlus July 15, 2021