Inspired by the words of fellow Inbetweeners classmates when describing Will, the 'new kid', as a "Briefcase Wanker".
Coined while on holiday in Cornwall, England, the term "Wetsuit Wanker" was used to describe the numerous surfers, bodyboarders and those who do neither of the above while still subscribing to the 'Surf Bum' lifestyle/image; the term also extends to anyone has appointed themselves the possition of 'Newquay Lifeguard' and proudly dons the respective hoody.
Wetsuit Wankers can be seen in and around most seaside towns in Cornwall and Devon; and, on the most part, serve no other purpose than to influence more impressionable people into participating in their Wetsuit Wankery.
Coined while on holiday in Cornwall, England, the term "Wetsuit Wanker" was used to describe the numerous surfers, bodyboarders and those who do neither of the above while still subscribing to the 'Surf Bum' lifestyle/image; the term also extends to anyone has appointed themselves the possition of 'Newquay Lifeguard' and proudly dons the respective hoody.
Wetsuit Wankers can be seen in and around most seaside towns in Cornwall and Devon; and, on the most part, serve no other purpose than to influence more impressionable people into participating in their Wetsuit Wankery.
"Are there any real shops in Newquay? M&S? Burtons? Or are there only shops for Wetsuit Wankers?"
"Oh no, he's gone and hired a wetsuit and now hes trying to bodyboard! Alass, our good friend has become a Wetsuit Wanker; we can no longer associate with him."
"Oh no, he's gone and hired a wetsuit and now hes trying to bodyboard! Alass, our good friend has become a Wetsuit Wanker; we can no longer associate with him."
by Dan Ceiley August 18, 2008
Get the Wetsuit Wankermug. by Stevie October 16, 2003
Get the Cockney Wankermug. When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis
by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006
Get the wankers crampmug. The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.
"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"
by Niall Brady January 8, 2003
Get the wankers' ricketsmug. Guy 1 "did you see Nick Holt in that Albino wanker video"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"
by Big Crazy pat March 4, 2009
Get the albino wankermug. by Fannypack December 13, 2015
Get the Willy Wankermug. Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!
Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER
Mike can also be defined as a CUNT
Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER
Mike can also be defined as a CUNT
by Mr Carr November 3, 2004
Get the Fucking Wankermug.